He seems like a decent guy and all, but we've seen his tool, and it ain't the sharpest in the shed. Pete was profiled in the latest Details, giving us more evidence to back up that claim.
Pete calls wife Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy "a happy accident," and said he didn't believe she was preggs until she sent him the ultrasound. This is a baby they named Bronx Mowgli, lest we forget.
Peter says the leaking of his peter photos, or "Penisgate," actually brought him closer together with Ashlee. "She just called me up and made me feel a lot better."
This quote is darling, though: "When me and Ashlee are on the red carpet together, I'm like her purse."
He also had this to say about groupies: "It's like if a cow put itself between a pair of buns."
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Godspeed to you, young Bronx Mowgli. Pay attention in school when you're not being mocked mercilessly.
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