Contrary to earlier reports, some speculate that Guy Ritchie will not let Madonna walk away from their marriage with her entire fortune intact. Apparently, Madge has settled with Ritchie for "at least 50 million pounds." [PerezHilton]
A blogger accused of leaking Guns 'n Roses' "Chinese Democracy" has plead guilty. He will now be forced to drink lots and lots of Dr. Pepper while listening to "November Rain" on repeat. (Not really.) [Yahoo!]
Can we just name this damn recession already? [NYT]
We weren't even aware that people still watched Survivor, or really that it was even still on the air, but if you are one of the few who cares here's a spoiler. [People]
Gentlemen beware, apparently there's a fake Scarlett Johansson wandering the streets... and she's giving interviews to magazines. [MSNBC]