Idiots are already out with 2012 Presidential election polls. Thankfully, we have 2004 predictions to show you the futility of these fact-finding missions: Rudy Guiliani defeats John Kerry or John Edwards or Hillary Clinton in the 2008 race to the White House.
Meanwhile, the Electoral College named Barack Obama as the President-elect and Kerry is the new head of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
A major movie star from the past has turned to blogging to amuse himself...
Post Election
Current mood: 
hopeful
As you know, I urged the young people to vote. And I'm so gratified that we had the largest number of young people voting that we've ever had. Of course, I was careful not to sway their votes. But I must admit, I'm very happy that our country has made such a historical move. The world will be astounded that the United States has elected a black man to lead them. I never imagined that such an event would be possible during my lifetime. I think our country will now go on a course that permits us to work with other countries.
The comments that I received from other countries all tell me how much people have the same dreams and we must all work together in order to fulfill those dreams.
...so says Kirk Douglas on his MySpace page.
Anthony Pellicano received a whopping 15-year prison sentence.
This interview with Jon Hamm by our Bearded Man of (Last) Week is goddamned funny as hell.
The latest victims of the economic downturn: Marines and the kids they give gifts to.
That Follieri Guy, Anne Hathaway's most recent terrible boyfriend choice, owes $3.6 mil.
And the next No Pants Subway Ride in New York City is January 10th.
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