Are you guys doing the inaugural? Good luck surviving the stampede.
The nitwit who dared to have sex on a beach in Dubai spoke out about his ordeal. (Not the sex-- the other ordeal.)
Bet you'll never guess why a man shot and killed a sex shop worker... oh wait, you will, and likely on the first try:
A man has shot and wounded a saleswoman in a Russian sex shop after the impotence tablets he bought failed to have the desired effect. [stuff.co.nz]
Ellie Nesler, the woman who killed her son's (accused) child molester, died.
Did your 2008 pass by in what felt like forty seconds? It will again, thanks to this snazzy video.
We rejoice at the sight of CNN giving out love advice because it just makes us look way more qualified than we really are.
This "sexy" (and sexist?) shopping bag "might put you in jail," according this blog.
Counterfeiters aren't even trying to make their money look real anymore, they're so desperate to have anything to pay with.
And Zooey Deschanel-- sniff, sniff-- is off the market, thanks to (Mystery Boyfriend Revealed) Ben Gibbard, of Death Cab For Cutie.
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