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Sloppy Seconds: Amy Winehouse vs. Norway

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

All right, let's wrap up the new year with a deluge of crazy celebrity, sex, and celebrity sex news around:

Charles Barkley, rumored to be gearing up to run for Governor of 'Bama, was arrested for DUI in Arizona.

The list of the 19 worst Americans of 2008 is hard to argue with.

Wayne Bent, the leader of religious sect, was sentenced to ten years in prison for laying on a bed (and nothing more, supposedly) with two naked teenage girls. 

Video games, even shooting games, cause people to have poor body image. 

Congratulations to Sam Adams, the new Mayor of Portland, apparently the first openly gay man to ascend to that office in the country.

We all know these pervert teachers send text messages to underage students. What we never know is what they actually wrote.

Amy Winehouse faces drug charges in Norway on January 12th. They actually think she's going to show?!

And will 2009 be the year Flight of the Conchords becomes a cultural phenomenon? Let's make it our collective New Year's resolution, people.

 

Related:

Flight of the Conchords... Already Premiering Right Here, Baby

 

Amy Winehouse Gets Naked. For a Good Cause. For Real.

 

Famous People We're Afraid Will Die in 2009

 

Wino Goes Topless and We Say No No No


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carapatricia said:

HOLY HELL THAT IS AN AMAZING PICTURE

Happy New Year to You Too

December 31, 2008 4:11 PM

happyslappy said:

That photo is definitely helping.

January 1, 2009 12:01 AM

balok said:

I wonder what the jury that convicted and the judge who sentenced the leader of that religious sect would have thought of the Mahatma Gandhi's habit late in his life of getting in bed with 16-year-old girls in order to prove that he could do so without having sex with them. . .

January 2, 2009 2:56 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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