If you're going to the inaugural, here's the schedule of public events.
Perhaps young men will soon benefit from the genital wart vaccine.
Hopefully, you avoided the Kathy Griffin train wreck on New Year's Eve... although, if you did, you missed this unforgettable insult:
The year in LOLCats.
The appointment of Roland Burris could create such a legal spectacle and clusterfuck that Democrats will have no choice but to stand down on the issue.
Heart attacks are down in Colorado, thanks to a recent smoking ban. On the downside, New Year's Eve in Aspen was ruined when a series of homemade bombs had to be detonated.
Heard about the four guys who gang raped a lesbian? Thankfully, they've been caught. (Here's hoping they get an eye-for-an-eye in prison.)
The Girl With the One Track Mind, the world's most famous sex blogger, celebrated the five-year anniversary of her site.
Hugh Jackman appears to be dropping out of the bizarre Catherine Zeta-Jones-led Cleopatra movie.
And Taylor Swift, whose album has been #1 for three weeks, passed the 2 million mark after seven weeks of sales.
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