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Jewel's Implant FAIL

Posted by Colleen Kane

So, Jewel appeared at the People's Choice Awards this week and we're a little dismayed to note that something was a little not right about her decollatage, and presuamably it wasn't cheap to make that look happen. Let's take a closer look.

What?! That doesn't happen in nature. Implants are gross.

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Posted Jan 09 2009, 02:07 PM

Filed under: boobs, jewel, boob job, implants, FAIL, peoples choice awards, awful plastic surgery

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Brian Fairbanks said:

Awful. And this makes no sense... not on any level, actually.

She just had a smash hit country record that went to #1, she got married less than two years ago, is young, and still incredibly good looking. What, she needed more male fans or something? Her breasts were more then plentiful before... why couldn't she do Maxim like the rest of the ditzy pop stars and called it a day?

Let me say again: ladies, don't get implants. This is what will happen to you.

January 9, 2009 2:38 PM

JD said:

I have large natural breasts and they make all sorts of weird creases when smushed in uncomfortable ways.

January 9, 2009 2:59 PM

blondage said:

looks way more like that would be caused by a bad taping job. Its very common to tape the girls up for support and extra oomph for beougie events.

January 9, 2009 3:41 PM

Scanner Matt said:

I agree with Brian and Colleen, besides implants being gross, Jewel's got fake ones. Look at this picture:cosmeticsurgerytruth.blogspot.com/.../jewel-maybe-had-breast-implants.html

The only weird creases there are filled with saline or silicone gel.

January 9, 2009 5:00 PM

Paulie P said:

Implants and all the rest of that surgery garbage foisted on women are ridiculous. Look at all those celebs whose faces and bodies look like mutants or burn victims. Do they not have anyone around them to tell them how ridiculous they look? Women, please... love yourselves and stop the madness.

January 10, 2009 2:17 AM

Bajonista said:

At least she doesn't look as bad as Jennifer Aniston.

January 12, 2009 2:26 PM

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Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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