No, we don't mean ghetto ass dildo, we mean ghetto-ass dildo—as in the most ghetto dildo we've ever heard of.
On Monday, a man in Australia broke into a woman's home only to assault her with a "large rubber dildo wrapped in duct tape."
While the woman has only minor injuries, unfortunately, that's where the hilarity ends (not that assault is hilarious).
After the man attacked the woman with said ghetto-ass dildo, he tied her dog to a tree, where it choked to death.
The intruder faces life in prison, though it is not clear whether he will be charged with sexual assault.
[Courier Mail: Burglar used sex toy to beat woman victim, court told]
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