"Well, there was a girl, she lived up the block... back in school, she gave all the boys head..."
Okay, that's not how the song goes, but we're just trying to keep the Springsteen flowing on today, the release of his new record, which has absolutely nothing to do with this post. It's been a very slow news day, so here's an assortment of amazing and hilarious porn posters you can use as your next PostSecret submissions:
Hmm, everything, you say? What about "fart porn?"
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