Ever wonder what repairing a sex doll is like? Wait, you already knew this job existed?
We're hoping Kanye West is kidding when he says he wants to change his name. We are not amused.
Shockingly, your wife may become upset if you turn out to have a secret Playboy subscription.
Try not to panic-- 71,000 jobs were lost yesterday alone.
The hookers are flocking to Florida for the Super Bowl.
Good God! Molly Ringwald is 40 years old. Oh, and she's expecting twins...
The world's first-ever 3D porno flick (or so the producers claim, probably without having done any research) is all set to shoot. We'll, of course, provide a look behind the scenes, assuming this doesn't go way over budget, as an experiment of this magnitude is bound to do.
And forgive Paris Hilton, for she knows not what the hell she's saying.
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