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Super-Exclusive Nude Calendar Makes Us Want to Go to Africa For Some Reason

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

These pictures have floated past us on the internet on at least a dozen different occasions, from one mysterious origin or another. At one time, Kate Moss was rumored to have participated in the 2009 Pirelli calendar, an arty nude photography review limited to 30,000 copies, but we haven't been able to find any photos from this year.

The rest, however, which involve naked models mounting elephants and their, um, rigid tusks, should suffice.

Thanks to Jalopnik and other sources for their links. Don't forget to purchase the calendar-- if you can figure out how!

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Posted Jan 30 2009, 03:33 PM

Filed under: calendar, nsfw, kate moss, naked people, calendars, elephant, nude photos, calendar girls, topless photos, topless model, naked women, africa, nude woman

Comments

Giulia said:

You can't buy it anywhere: it is printed and delivered exclusively to a selected few. I wouldn't want to buy this year's issue, either, since I saw Isabeli Fontana cry in fear while having to lie perfectly still with a huge live bug crawling on her face. That's just cruel.

January 30, 2009 4:45 PM

Lisa said:

It seems like hanging two women off an elephant's tusks is awfully cruel too.

January 30, 2009 6:21 PM

thinkywritey said:

Some feminist blogs lost their shit over this calendar, simultaneously trying to convince me of how racist it is.

February 2, 2009 10:50 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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