Valentine's Day is coming up in ten days, and some couples will spend that day on a "Hunt Ted Nugent Sunrize Safaris Valentine's Couples Hunt."
Wait, we get to hunt Ted Nugent? Where do I sign up?
Unfortunately, no-- that's just awkward wording, but do read on for details of the hunt.
"Hunt Russian wild boar or exotic rams on Valentine's Day using guns or the preferred method of the god of love. A wild game lunch will be provided.
2 animals for $1100 - Hunter's Choice: Boar and/or Ram."
For the booking number and hours of entertainment/ horror/ delight (depending on your leanings), visit The Official Community of Ted Nugent website.
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