Posted by Emily Farris
If it happened in a Kansas Walmart, you know it has to be good...
Man Arrested For Masturbating In Shawnee Walmart Toy Aisle
The complete story:
SHAWNEE, KAN. - A man was arrested Thursday night after witnesses said he masturbated in the toy aisles at a Shawnee Walmart.
Lt. Bill Hisle with Shawnee Police said employees saw the man in the store on W 65th Street and he was taken into custody.
Did we really even need to bother with those two wee sentences?
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[Fox4 via Plog]
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About Emily Farris
Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.