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Sloppy Seconds: Evan Rachel Wood Isn't the Only One Tapping That

Posted by Emily Farris

Holy hot lesbian, Batwoman. No, really! Batman's replacement is a batchick who loves chicks. Awesome. [Broadsheet/Salon]

Not cool: dudes who rape dogs. [Plog]

Cool: the anti-theft lunch bag. [ThinkOfThe]

Today in stuff I absolutely hate to admit is true: the butterfly effect, in which your ex boyfriend gets his shit together and starts dating a girl hotter than you after you break up. [New York Observer]

Okay, I don't know if girl on boy tapping can happen, but that's not the point. This is: Are Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love the best couple ever or the worst copule ever? [Vulture]

Oh, and I totally emailed Judah Friedlander for a date when I'm back in New York at the end of the month. Stay tuned to see if he bites. [TONY]

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profrobert said:

Three miscellaneous responses:  1) Are you allowed to respond to TONY date-our-friends features, or is that too incestuous since you were one of them?

2)  I totally butterflied on my last, pre-wife girlfriend.  I keep hoping she's eating her liver every day (although I'm glad she dumped me now, I'm still offended by her trying to get away with lying to me, which I busted her on after the breakup).

3)  It was a slow tutoring day today at 826NYC, so I picked a copy of Summerland off the shelf and was flipping through it, and your card fell out.  What a weird synchronicity, huh?

February 11, 2009 7:59 PM

feargus said:

You and Judah....that would be perfect.

February 11, 2009 9:30 PM

Emily Farris said:

Ha! I must have been using it as a bookmark. I borrowed that book, because I love Michael Chabon so much, but it was a little too young and a little too about baseball for me to get into. I'd say now you have my phone number, but I changed it!

February 11, 2009 10:15 PM

profrobert said:

Same reason I picked the book up -- I've loved the stuff of his I've already read.  It is a little too young, but I love baseball, and I suspect it'll be a fast read.

As for the phone number, I wasn't planning on prank calling you anyway -- I stopped doing stuff like that before you were born.  :-)

February 12, 2009 2:31 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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