There's a time and a place for everything (college). The following entry in stunt journalism stunt combines a few of the college-era everythings: tripping on psychedelic mushrooms, and sampling penis-shaped items (that in this case are mushrooms).
Hamilton Morris wrote a feature for Vice in which he obtained penis-shaped psychedelic mushrooms to try them out. This in spite of the fact that his friend had previously suffered a "massive overdose" after eating a quarter ounce of them, and had to be injected with anti-psychotics by the paramedics. That sounds like an absolute nightmare to olds like us (being years out of college), but not to Mr. Morris.
Hamilton was no stranger to magic mushrooms, but described the taste of the penis shrooms as follows: "The penis mushroom was like nothing I had ever put in my mouth. Each time I bit into it, tiny motes of bitter shroom dust flittered through the air. I gagged trying to get it down. I went to lie in bed awhile, where I closed my eyes and saw penis mushrooms bursting from pots of gold coins, stars, and rainbows. Then I hopped up and proceeded to fill my mouth with more mushrooms. I neglected to weigh them out. I later realized that I had eaten half an ounce."
Read what happened next at Vice.
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