Dolly Parton has come to rescue Jessica Simpson, although we think it's a bit late for that now.
Mike Myers and Paris Hilton won several insulting awards over the weekend.
Ladies, don't despair: your best sex comes in your forties.
Thanks to this kid, the porn thief has been captured.
Is it better to be unemployed than to have a job in your 20s as an obit writer? In Florida?
Three Westboro Wackos were routed from protesting the Flight 3407 disaster-- and they didn't even need to use violence.
Nicole Richie is pregnant again.
Here's your idiot Republican of the day: a Senator who offhandedly predicted Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg will be dead within the year.
Although it was snubbed for Best Song (why? why? there were only three song nominees this year!) and, ultimately, a Best Actor statue, The Wrestler won Best Feature at the Independent Spirit Awards. More about the event here.
One of the worst-ever Academy Awards ended last night with Slumdog Millionaire moseying up the podium with its main cast in tow. The big upset was Sean Penn's win for Best Actor, which some are already calling an apology for their Prop 8 votes. (If they wanted to do that, why didn't they vote for Milk for Best Picture? That would have been a much better judgment call, plus Mickey Rourke has never won an Oscar and was almost equally deserving.) To read the complete list of winners, click here.
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