A tourist caused a mini riot at an "anything goes" adult sex party at an Australian nudist colony.
So how does one cause such outrage, if anything goes at this party...?
By refusing to get naked.
The monthly sex party was promoted to boost weak tourism to a resort that was once named the country's top group-sex hotspot for naked swingers.
Four naked women, uncomfortable with the way he was "eyeing them off," confronted the clothed man and demanded he drop trou, said the manager, Tony Fox.
"He then threatened to bash me, there was some argy-bargy and I ordered him off the premises and police were called."
Argy-bargy. Best new phrase of the day.
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