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Fox News Enjoys Your Big Butt

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

Fox News in Phoenix had one of its poor, long-suffering female correspondents file a report on big butts and why they're absolutely wonderful for your health. Okay, this we gotta see...

"Right in the ol' badonk?" Dirty Diane, clearly you are obsessed. Also, apparently, big butts are what made Beyonce and J-Lo famous and there's no need to work out that much if your ass is gigantic. Thanks, Fox.

We'll never look at apples the same way.

Via MyFoxPhoenix.

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Posted Mar 13 2009, 12:36 PM

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claire said:

This is more than just a little misleading... it's not that a big ass is healthy, so much as a big ass relative to a small waist is. And just eating lots of fatty foods won't, depending on the type of metabolism you have, result in an ass that's large relative to your gut. Basically, a lower waist-hip ratio is an indicator of health that is achieved mostly through genetics but also through being in shape and eating well. It also makes you awesomely hot. The wikipedia on this is a little scant, but here it is: en.wikipedia.org/.../Waist-hip_ratio

March 13, 2009 7:11 PM

asb76 said:

I always get a huge laugh when I hear someone say "Fox News."

March 14, 2009 12:44 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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