Attention, ladies: Gerard Butler's next movie features the actor in a nude scene.
Bruno has been slapped with an NC-17 rating for pervasive sexxx.
Josh Hartnett is in the hospital for stomach pains. Cue gerbil allegations in three, two...
The weirdest (but maybe most interesting) story in ages: the woman who starved her 1-year-old son to death because her cult would not let the boy eat unless he said "Amen" pled guilty in the most unusual plea deal we've ever heard of. Prosecutors claim that the only way they could get her to take the deal was to promise-- and this they had to do in open court-- that, should the child be resurrected (as his mother claims he will one day), the charges are withdrawn. God bless Baltimore, baby.
A boy (age unknown) won a $2.3 million negligence settlement against the physician who botched his circumcision. I wouldn't do it for anything less than moving the decimal point two places to the right.
Oprah Winfrey's famous South African school is seeing its second sex scandal in as many years.
Sarah Palin has to pick a Democrat to fill a state Senate seat in Alaska. So, of course, she has a Republican switch his voter registration, say that there was something "wrong" with it, and take the seat. This is totally excusable politics, except for the fact that they're so sneaky and lie about their reasoning, the Democrats who have to accept this will never do it. Can Governor Palin do anything right?
A bunch of Somali pirates attacked... a decoy ship filled with troops looking for pirates to capture. Nice.
And Holly Madison claims to have insisted on "minimal" Photoshopping at Playboy during her time there.
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