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Sloppy Seconds: Angelina Jolie Pregnant Again

Posted by Brian Fairbanks


Any interest in auditioning for Puppetry of the Penis? We know a few Scanner bloggers who would attend your opening night performance...

In a stunning upset, Rascal Flatts topped Miley Cyrus on this week's Billboard album charts.

Why was a 25-year-old woman having sex with an 83-year-old man in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart? Nevermind, we'd rather not find out.

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And baby makes seven... not counting its parents, of course: Angelina Jolie is apparently ten weeks pregnant, according to unconfirmed reports.

 

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John said:

If she is then congrats to her and Brad. Real happy for them.

April 15, 2009 10:07 PM

Geebee said:

I hate to be unkind (no I don't) but the 25 yr old woman is so plug ugly she must have worked her way all the way up through the age groups to the 83 yr old guy in order to get laid at all. By the looks of him, it may have been his first time.

Boy I'm snarky today. Better get back on the meds I think.

April 16, 2009 9:00 PM

Defender of Whores said:

@ Geebee - yes please.  Poor girl has drug issues and is selling her sexuality for pittances to support the habit.  How good would you look with a drug habit and making a living sucking off gross old men in the parking lot of Wal-Mart?  Yeah, that's what I thought.

April 17, 2009 11:56 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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