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How To Piss Off Perez Hilton

Posted by Ina Maier

Last night Carrie Prejean, Miss California, did not win Miss USA 2009. She did, however, manage to piss off Perez Hilton and your friendly neighborhood Scanners. So, what exactly did she do? Well, besides being a close-minded idiot, she also speaks in nonsensical sentences. Full video and transcription after the jump.

To recap, she said:

 I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anyone out there but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be between a man and a woman.

Emphasis ours.

[Please Note: missing punctuation, run-on sentences, and general gibberish not ours.]

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Marvaanagh said:

She thinks she believes...classic

April 20, 2009 4:46 PM

HeHatesThoseCans said:

"my country and my family" ???   Her country?  Hrmmmm.  Does she mean that country of "Europe"  [think kelly pickler]

And "opposite marriage", does that really mean "divorce".  

I do give these gals a micro-smattering of credit because they're put on the spot most often with these questions... but this is absurd.  The world needs dumbshits like this to make us look smart, even on our worst days.

April 20, 2009 9:02 PM

Deborah said:

Perez Hilton used the pagent to further his own biased agenda. Talk about INTOLERANCE!He has no class whatsoever.

April 21, 2009 1:05 AM

Julian said:

Perez Hilton is Exhibit A in the case against those who think bigotry, arrogance and mind-boggling stupidity comes only from religious conservatives.

April 21, 2009 8:55 AM

Luke said:

"Perez Hilton is Exhibit A in the case against those who think bigotry, arrogance and mind-boggling stupidity comes only from religious conservatives."

Yeah, Perez is an obnoxious loudmouth. But at least he's not out there campaigning to limit people's civil rights.

April 21, 2009 10:36 AM

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