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Top 10 Dumbest Anti-Obama Signs

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

How did we narrow this list of dozens, perhaps hundreds of examples of conservative stupidity down to a mere 10 photographs, you ask? 

The long answer is that we had a seizure from the Flickr slideshow overload, then a fit of hysterics for twenty minutes, followed by the realization that scary people cannot be reasoned with, even by good work and actual progress, and decided to call it a day with these ten (frightening) images...

With lots and lots of therapy, honey.

 

We weren't aware small children paid taxes unless corporate America's dreams came true and indentured servitude and child labor have returned.

 

If you mean in "an arbitrarily-priced future-debt sort of way," maybe. We wonder what that debt would like like after another four years of Bush Administration economics.

What an oxymoran: "speak for yourself" (pro-First Amendment!) and "America is a Christian nation" (anti-First Amendment!) 

Right-- because the new face of an Aryan national movement would logically be... a half-black man.

Why did we assume the previous photo would be the worst they could do? Nope. There's a man with a sign who believes rich people paying 3% more in taxes and giving tax cuts to the middle class is equivalent to murdering six million people. How do we know we're on the right side of history? Because this type of person will always be on the other.

If you're like all the previous entrants and find that the facts don't support your idiotic views, you can always try to win by confusion and incoherence.

These Republicans are so confused at what the message is for the Fox-led Tea Parties that they bring all sorts of contradictory signs ("POOP!") to the protest and obscure each other's words. Even the ones we can read don't make a lot of sense. FAIL. 

And finally, a sign so stupid it will make even a reasonable Obama hater laugh... 

Wow. How effective, sir. We humbly beg your forgiveness for voting for this very BAD man.

By the way, the Huffington Post has several of these in its own Top 10 list of the most offensive tea party protest signs, but we don't think this sign is all that offensive (except to your intelligence.) So, without further ado, our Honorable Mention:

 

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profrobert said:

"Right-- because the new face of an Aryan national movement would logically be... a half-black man."

Not that I'm defending these idiots, but remember that the old face of Nazism may have been 1/4 Jewish.

April 21, 2009 6:04 PM

maibejosie said:

all these people are so ignorant and stupid it's hard NOT to laugh at them all.

April 21, 2009 7:09 PM

death_by_snusnu said:

i spit water everywhere after seeing the last sign

April 21, 2009 7:11 PM

maybeapril said:

Obligatory sigh of disappointment at how people can be such assholes over something as stupid as politics.

Some (not all) those signs are just as retarded as when liberals call Obama "the anointed" or "our lord and savior." Whatever, man. Hooksexup's dying anyway. First mean-spirited mudslinging, then banning of rampant nudity. How can I raise children in a society like this?

April 23, 2009 3:39 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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