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Adriana Lima is a goddess - models a lot for Victoria's Secret. Check her out here www.kewego.com/.../iLyROoaftZxv.html

Megan Fox. A year later and I *still* have no idea who she is.

Utterly agree on the Britney Spears comment.

Cheryl Cole is mentioned so often in The Sun (UK) they don't even use her last name. In other words she is a no talent nobody.

It's a good thing she has visible, identifiable tattoos so she can be picked out of the herd...

So basically it's a random list of entertainers and people who get their pictures taken a lot.  Many I don't know, probably because I don't really watch network television.  Others I have seen many times, like Adriana Lima and Keeley Hazell, who seem to be mostly famous for having had large breast implants and then getting pictures taken of themselves in bikinis.  The #1 seems to fall into the same pattern.  It's all just sad that this is apparently what makes people sexy.

You know what's sexy? GREAT BIG BRAINS. On anybody. This mag is for wankers. Wankers follow their namesake and that's about it. I like a pretty lady as much as the next guy but there's a huge difference between sexy and a state fair female pony competition. Sexiest lady for 2009? Michele Obama.

Actually, Cheryl Cole in the UK is one of the biggest personalities in a girl group.  However, unlike a lot of pop groups, they write their own music, are active in their own production, and have actually received a lot of respect over here.

Cheryl Cole is shockingly sensible and clear headed, classy and well-behaved.  She's beloved here because of her business sense and personality, as well as for being drop dead gorgeous...which she is, but not in those horrible airbrushed pictures!  Weird American magazines....but really, she's not so bad.  Now Keeley Hazel, who the hell is that and why do I keep hearing about it?