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How to Find a Woman's Erogenous Zones... From A Men's Magazine in India

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Just what you needed, dudes: a men's magazine in an ultra-conservative country giving you advice on how to give a woman sexual pleasure...

Here are some of the highlights of a story from Adonis Corner, the self-proclaimed "largest online men's magazine in India." Do try this at home, folks:

The back of the neck, more than other body parts, is incredibly important. Just behind the ear, brush the surface of the hollow part with your breath before applying light contact. Keep the touch light, but not enough to tickle. Notice how deep she’s breathing. This will indicate her state of euphoria and whether kissing is recommended.

While it may seem obvious, when caressing the breasts, avoid going straight for the nipples. Even the area where the breasts begin, at the collar bone, is sensitive to touch. Touch her collar bone using small circles, slowly widen the circles until you cup her breast gently in your hand.

Gently follow the lines of her ribs towards, but stop just short of, her breasts. This can send shivers through her body. Use your tongue, fingers or a feather to add a little extra spice to the situation.

The navel is a controversial area.  Some love it, others hate it.  Find out whether she enjoys having her navel stimulated. If she enjoys it, you can use anything to excite this area.

Controversial? Wow, we had no idea navels were that bad-ass. 

Like the nipples, the inner thighs aren’t an expressway to her genitals. Caress the inside of her leg; tease her by stopping just short of the pubic area. Lotions and massage oils are recommended in this area.

The back of the knees are one of the body’s pulse points, where often women place perfume. This area can be very ticklish for some women, so be careful. Kiss her gently behind the knees on your way to her inner thighs.

Many people haven’t tried it, but sucking the toes can go over well with some women. Good hygiene is crucial for this activity, of course. It’s unlikely any woman will turn down a foot massage, so you can start off slowly by caressing her toes.

Now that's what we call a controversial statement. Haven't they heard of being ticklish?

Via this magazine.

 

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Comments

Meg said:

I'd hardly call it an utra-conservative country. It's secular, at least.

April 30, 2009 12:47 PM

asiago said:

kama sutra, anyone?

April 30, 2009 1:45 PM

Brendan said:

Are you saying that the existence of the Kama Sutra, a book written 2000 years ago, means that India today isn't an ultra-conservative country?

Isn't that some pretty monolithic thinking? That's like wanting to go to Rome to see some of the awesome Gladiatorial fights they have in that newfangled Colosseum.

May 6, 2009 6:11 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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