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Scanners in New Orleans at Jazz Fest

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

I like to take before and after photos on big days. I just returned from two such big days attending the last weekend of Jazz Fest in New Orleans, where Scanner Brian had been camped out in some tiny shack for the whole festival. 

So here is our before shot, taken shortly before Neil Young's performance, which rocked in the free world. You will notice from reading my hat that it is HAMMER TIME. That circle in my hands is my ladylike Charles Rennie Mackintosh flask. Sneaking in on the left is a gal who gave a free Jazz Fest ticket to our friend Kara, who must have gotten at least a six pack's worth of free beers from strangers over the weekend, just by asking nicely. 

Now just try to look at our after photos and not be disturbed. 

 


There isn't an explanation, other than this Boy George-esque murderer mask was found in the side yard of the house where I stayed, and much merriment ensued while creeping out our friends and fellow Jazz Fest- goers on the street (see Scanner Brian, shouting at them, above, although it was New Orleans, so I don't think anyone was too fazed).

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Emily Farris said:

I just peed my pants a little. Out of fear.

May 4, 2009 2:02 PM

Apollo said:

I just peed my pants a little. Out of excitement.

May 4, 2009 2:35 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

I look like Michael Meyers played by Peter Boyle.

May 4, 2009 3:53 PM

rx2v2x said:

Fazed. Not phased. Fazed.

May 4, 2009 11:29 PM

Colleen Kane said:

Congratulations, rx2v2x, I changed the error. Still keeping that straight edge, huh? Keeps you sharp.  

May 5, 2009 9:19 AM

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About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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