Just "by accident" today I was typing in "new fetish line" into Google, and what is the first news result that I see? Michelle Ross, the alleged surrogate mother for Matthew Broderck and Sarah Jessica Parker is too busy with her tattooed, bisexual, dominatrix lifestyle to even take care of her flesh and blood child, let alone carry one for this power couple. (Speaking of which, weren't Mr. and Mrs. Ferris Bueller supposedly splitsville awhile back?)
Star Magazine broke the scoop two days ago, with a soundbite from 26-year old Ross' ex-hubby, who claims his former flame is bisexual (she has a tattoo on her wrist saying so, which is oh-so-classy) and negligent of their own child. Then came the deluge of MySpace stalkers, which The Daily News managed to shove ahead of before Ross made her account private.
The mother-to-be, who refuses to confirm whether she's the surrogate for Parker and hubby Matthew Broderick, reportedly boasts of her bisexuality, tattoos and spiked collars on her MySpace page, adding, "I love metal and rock down to the bones."
The article then goes on to say that despite the dominatrix gear, Ross loves to help couples who can't have children...as if having a kinky love of leather automatically put you out of the running in terms of Humanitarian of the Year.
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