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Miss California Offered $1 Million for Porn Film

Posted by Drew Grant

 

Ever since those nude pics of Miss Homophobic USA Carrie Prejean surfaced, the schadenfreude hard-ons have been inevitable. Yeah, she's gotten what she deserves, right? Except that naked pictures of beauty contestants can be worth good $$$, especially if the women in question (see: Vanessa Williams) turn out legitimate careers. Doubtful though, that Prejean will see much work coming her way after these XXX pics and her reputation as a fag-basher. So we think the offer that Vivid Entertainment has made for Prejean -$1 million for a starring role in one of their titles- is the best gig she's going to get. Excluding of course, those NOM anti-marriage ads.

 

Think about it: The Octomom was offered approximately the same amount for her birthing video from a porn company. And we hate to say it, but Octomommy is way classier than Prejean (at least she didn't start her career calling homosexuality a "choice"), and that  video is way more interesting/niche than just another blond taking off her top. Take the money Carrie, they're all going to laugh at you anyway. We already are.

 

Related:

Miss California Carrie Prejean Appears In New Anti-Gay Marriage Ad

How To Piss Off Perez Hilton

 Miss California Carrie Prejean Nude Pics?

 


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I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job? Or: You and what army? Or: Buy a horse!

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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