What better way to end the day than with a second sex scandal? Looks like the president and CEO of the American Red Cross, Mark Everson, was getting it on with a subordinate employee. Upon hearing of this, the Board of Governors obviously and immediately asked him to resign. Which, of course, he did. They decided that Everson, who joined the Red Cross in May "reflected poor judgment" and "diminished his ability to lead the organization in the future." But really, how better to lead the organization than getting subordinates to be even more subordinate? The possibilities for a new motto are endless: "together, we can make babies," "together, we can make everyone we work with jealous," "together, we can be save Britney Spears."
Everson's very brief statement can be found here.