Poor Tori Spelling. A few weeks ago when she suggested she play a MILF on the upcoming Beverly Hills 90210, everyone laughed at her. And now we're hearing reports that Jennie Garth might get a part on the new show. She may reprise her role as Kelly Taylor, returning to her Alma Mater to teach fashion design.
So, really, poor Donna Martin? Either way, we're guessing a very pregant Tori Spelling could use some love this week, but what kind?
Does she just need some good cuddling or could she use a good poke? In other words, spoon or spork? Everyone knows what “spooning” is so we need not repeat the obvious, but “sporking” is a whole other beast. Sporking is a good spooning that turns into a great porking—thus the name.
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