Oh, Charmin Ultra Strong toilet paper with Diamond Weave texture, why do you have to feel so good? You're strong and sensitive, yet not mealy in the least; when I'm done with you, you leave no trace. I can forget about you until I need you again.
But, Charmin Ultra Strong, you come with a price. And I'm not just talking about the $4.99 price tag you were sporting last time I picked you up at the bodega.
Read More...