Big round of applause to 28-year-old Jason Transue, for revealing to us all the secret to getting free VIP dances without getting charged an arm and a leg: dying.
From the Tampa Bay Fox affiliate:
Dancer Vicky Gloria told detectives that she approached [28-year-old Jason] Transue after watching him spend money on the girls performing in the main showroom earlier that night. She took him back into the Champagne Room, where he paid for a 30-minute dance.
After the dance was over, she said, he wanted more dances and began "drinking heavily." But when she realized how drunk he was, she asked some of the bouncers to move him to another room so he could "sleep it off."
... and you can pretty much guess where it goes from there. No COD yet, but whatever the case: Godspeed, Mr. Transue. Like Joan of Arc or Bruce Willis in Armageddon, you've shown us all how to die with dignity.