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• Big Pimpin' on Presidents' Day

  Hey, kids. Did you know it's Presidents' Day? We had forgotten but remembered just in time to not take out the recycling. You're probably not at work, and you're probably wondering why we are. But considering that being at work and sitting on the toilet with our laptops are pretty much the same thing, we're kind-of always at work and kind-of always not at work. Because we were Vice-President of our senior class, we decided we deserve a break as much as the next guy, so we're taking a half day today. Maybe we'll paint our nails or go for a bike ride or go to Washington Square Park and celebrate this fine holiday with the crakheads. How are you spending your day off? Posted Feb 18 2008, 09:01 AM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: high school, holidays, crack pipe, presidents' day, crackheads, half days, washington square park, george washington

• Spoon Or Spork: Amy Winehouse

  One woman: Amy Winehouse. Two choices: spooning or sporking. Everyone knows what “spooning” is so I need not repeat the obvious, but “sporking” is a whole other beast. Sporking is a good spooning that turns into a great porking—thus the name. In Amy’s case, I’m just going to spoon her. It’s too hard for me to watch her smoke crack and deteriorate in front of everyone’s eyes—a sporking is the last thing she needs right now; I’ll save that for the Lindsay Lohans of the world. No, I’m offering Amy Winehouse a good old-fashioned spooning because I think it could help right now, given the recent release of her "crack smoking" video. In my head, it goes a little something like this... Read More... Posted Jan 23 2008, 12:46 PM by Bobby Tisdale with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: video, amy winehouse, spoon or spork, crack, crack pipe, bobby tisdale spooning or sporking