We're not going to lie, we file reality stars, in general, under our desperates,* but since reality TV is all we have to look forward to for the long, lonely winter ahead, we have to make due. And if we're going to do it, we're going to do it old school style. America's Most Wanted's John Walsh, you are a reality star we'd like to fuck...you know, if we were desperate...which we-kind of are.
[America's Most Wanted with John Walsh]
*Desperate: someone to fuck when there's no one around you really want to fuck and the desperate will do because you really need to do it.