All right, so chances are you're not so pleased right now with the state of Texas -- even if only for guaranteeing that we gotta go through, like, 7 more weeks of this Obama/Clinton horseshit. Well, how do you think Texans feel about it? You don't think they'd have liked to have been, as one of their least-loved semi-sons might have put it, "The Decider"? Well, at least now they've finally got the right to fuck the pain away with whatever the hell sex toy they can get their ballot-stained fingers around.
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