We never thought we'd ever say this, ever, but poor Kevin Federline. All he ever wanted in life was to wear dirty wifebeaters and marry a pretty girl and get rich and a little famous for doing not much of anything. Now he's in lock-down mode, protecting his kids from the paparazzi and their crazy mom. We see a Lifetime movie happening any week now, "A Father's Justice, And His Love," perhaps? But the real question is who would play Britney and K-Fed in the story of their lives?
[People: Kevin Federline lays low]