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The responses ranged from "I'd do HER mother" to "JLC is embarrassing herself" and even "hottest hermaphrodite ever."
After all the bickering and politically correct insults, we have the answer to this very important question.
Jamie Lee Curtis is celebrating her fiftieth birthday by going topless for... the American Association of Retired Persons magazine?!