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Scanner Highs and Lows: It Hurts So Good

Posted by Emily Farris

This week was all about intensity, good, bad and, uh, injected. 

First a recap of last Friday night: 

High: 

Scanner Bryan got touched by an Angel

Low:

Scanner Emily busted her ass rollerskating, and broke her wrist

Now for the rest of the week: 

Highs:

We drank 40's in the bathtub.

We got engaged. But just for the health insurance. OK, just for the camera.

We decided we like our G-spots just the way they are, thank you very much. 

We can die happy: New Kids on the Block are reuniting. Step One: we can have lots of fun. Step Two: There's so much we can do.

We thought about getting cultural; whether we actually will is another story.

We found the greatest Rickroll ever, and almost sat through the entire thing. 

Lows:

We almost, maybe, crushed on Lindsay Lohan. But just for a second. 

Have we really had Sweedish boob overload

Is this the future of our country? Worse yet, is this

We learned we have no memory of dolphins.

Richard Simmons humped helped Jimmy Kimmell. Both were wearing short shorts.

If that's really Giselle, we're really bummed. 

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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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