We love stupid criminals here at Scanner. They make us feel better about ourselves in so many, many ways.
This week, police in Colorado are on the lookout for two men who robbed a convenience store while wearing thongs to mask their faces.
Um, that's cute and all, but no more effective than a dust mask and in the history of stupid criminals these guys have to be up there: not only are they barely covering their faces, now everyone will be looking at pictures of these two dumbasses who covered their mouths and noses with trashy underwear.
Here, have a look...
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