We love zombies. How else can you explain the fact that we watch The Bachelor? Last night, the silicone zombies of The Bachelor ate our brains for at least 40 minutes before we could pry ourselves away from the couch. Brad (sexiest Bachelor EVAH!) took the silicone zombies on picnics, and gave them roses, and diamond earrings, and one of the silicone zombies left in tears (the most dramatic exit EVAH!!) She was pretty fast for a zombie. Now, this morning, we get word of a zombie sex guide, including tips for crotch rot and zombie SM. What we want to know is: Who will get the final rose?