Just so you know: since we are a TV blog, we're gonna try to limit our coverage of movies and the movie industry to those projects which are based on something that's previously appeared on TV. Which, by gum, turns out to be pretty much every third movie currently awaiting release!
One of these movies is apparently called Sex and the City, and we are reliably told by our gal pals that it's based on an obscure pay cable program that involved shoes, pink cocktails, and relentless self-sabotage -- we thought that was Arli$$ but whatever -- and also that it premiered last night in NYC to such frenzied attention that Verizon's texting service ran out of exclamation points. Or something. Also: it might not be very good, and despite the fact that it's supposed to have been some sort of progressive watershed moment for us as a sexual nation, um, this. That's all we got on it for now, kids, unless our good pal Scanner Emily explains it all to us next time we get drunk.
Hang on. Where were we? Oh, right. We were gonna ask whether you guys think there will be another Sex and the City movie. We know, you haven't seen it yet, but prognosticate: will it make a billion bucks? Will the ending scream "Sequel"? Our bet: Jane Alexande shows up after the credits and asks Sarah Jessica Parker to join her in a top-secret sex study, thus legitimizing HBO's hopes to crossover all its shows and paving the way for 2010's gritty, foul-mouthed time-travel comedy Not Necessarilly The Deadwood Wire. You heard it here first.