What do you think: is the lengthily-titled "THE OPENING ACT FROM THE ORIGINAL, UNUSED TELEPLAY OF LOST'S PILOT EPISODE" basically the same thing as that spoiler shirt that ruined the end of Harry Potter 6 for us (seriously, click at your own risk), or a wacky little inside joke for Losties everywhere? Actually, tell you what, before you jump off to the full text, click through for the most benign passage we could find.
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