And seriously, we love TV and all, but enough is enough.
Her obsession has gotten so bad that she can't just tune in to the shows in the evening. Instead, Kalp, 36, said she plans ahead, recording four reality episodes daily on two televisions.
She can't wait to watch the shows, so Kalp has several television sets -- some are used to record, others to watch.
"I have two DVRs going on two different TVs, so that means four show tapings," Kalp explained. "Plus, I might need to go to another TV to actually watch a show."
And no room is off-limits to reality television -- Kalp even has a TV in her bathroom.
And this gal just watches reality TV. Please, for the love of Christ: no one tell her about telenovellas.