Hey, remember back in the '90's when Fox tried to convince us that they had an honest-to-Mulder alien autopsy on tape? Well, looks like we might have a sequel in the works today, as someone in Denver is going to release a video to the media purporting to be an alien walking around, wisecracking, and sounding a lot like Paul Lynde. Oh, hang on: are we thinking of something else?
A video that purportedly shows a living, breathing space alien will be shown to the news media Friday in Denver.
Jeff Peckman, who is pushing a ballot initiative to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in Denver to prepare the city for close encounters of the alien kind, said the video is authentic and convinced him that aliens exist.
"As impressive as it is, it's still one tiny portion in the context of a vast amount of peripheral evidence," he said Wednesday. "It's really the final visual confirmation of what you already know to be true having seen all the other evidence."
Look, dunno if you watched Lost last night, Mr. Peck-Man, if that is your real name, but this better be good, 'cause we are in no mood to get dicked around. Maybe you should have a look at that old Fox alien autopsy footage to see what we don't want.