In the warmth of midsummer, here at The Remote Island our thoughts turned to the celebrities we love.
We heard that beautiful, sensible young Topanga is all grown up and ready to steal our jobs. And so, apparently, is A.C. Slater.
We learned that Lisa Bonet and Gretchen Mol will be joining the cast of Life on Mars -- a show that had better be good, or the sheer wastefulness of it all will make us sad.
We watched the appealing, flawed, doomed people of Mad Men celebrate Valentine's Day in 1961, then attempt to pick up new fans in Grand Central Station.
We learned that someone on Ugly Betty is going to start dating Kelly Ripa's handsome husband -- and we don't mean Regis.
We listened as lovely Lindsay Lohan got a special shout-out from the chief of police.
We got jealous when we saw Dave Letterman and Agent Scully making out. But we thought those kids from Gossip Girl should get a room.
We watched 10,000 beautiful and graceful Chinese performers at the Olympics, even though we weren't supposed to.
We watched Dr. Horrible for the 20th time, and put it on the site so you could, too. Then we watched Felicia Day's new project -- or maybe we were just watching Felicia Day.
We saw Sharon Osbourne try to check under the hood of an Ozzy impersonator to make sure it wasn't really her husband.
We were shocked to hear that Brooke Hogan doesn't vote, then decided it's probably for the best.
We were surprised to hear that Torchwood's John Barrowman is in talks to play Captain America, then decided no one would mind.
We saw a Judge Judy plaintiff hang on to her wits, and her clothes, in the midst of the L.A. earthquake -- which is more than we can say for these Big Brother contestants.
We didn't know what to think about J.Lo and that hooker lady's respective future plans, but we wished them well.
And we decided that the best way to end the week would be to hear Lisa Bonet sing -- in a French-dubbed clip from High Fidelity, naturally.
Previously:
The Weekly Rewind: Endless Summer