Wow stuff they can't do in porn? I always thought porn was what one can't do in life. So I hastened back to my seat so as not to miss any of the inflictions, and arrived just in time to hear a schoolgirl say to the headmaster: "Could you please give me an enema?" Apparently I was in the right place.
It turned out that in the film, Asia's character was one of the many students being blackmailed by the headmaster into doing all kinds of illicit things. Her particular secret, quickly discovered, was that she had awful attacks of diarrhea. The famous line about not being able to take anymore occurs while the schoolmaster is standing and fucking her, lifting her off the ground in front of him, riding her on his cock with her ass bouncing again and again on his thighs while she has to shit. She's trying to contain it, but he's insisting that she let it rip.
The funny thing is that we never did see her shit, even though one can see such things in a live-action porno. It's hard to figure out exactly what Asia was referring to as that which normal porn can't do. It could be the childlike girls, though curiously each movie began with a disclaimer saying each actor was over eighteen (not clear what this meant since they are all drawings). Perhaps it was some of the positions, but those seemed pretty typical. What she probably meant, without even realizing it, was that they say things one would not hear in porn. Anime is a different taste, with different needs. No more: "Would you put down that pipe wrench, there's some plumbing over here that needs fixing;" but now: "What's this feeling? I feel I'm easy"; "You were looking at my panties" (I heard this in at least two movies); "No! No! I'm making squishy noises!"; "Teach me how to be submissive"; "Ravage me; do your worst!"; and, my favorite, "When you put your face in her crotch, you deserved to be hated."
It went on like this. And on. At one point, I heard someone behind me say, "This one looks like it might have some consensual sex in it." There were a lot of demons and a lot of tentacles, as predicted. There was one where a kid opened the box of his new computer and out came a girl, ready to obey. There were others; they ran together. I kept waiting to see if the penises would be flesh-colored, or, as in a few instances, either bright gold or made of pure light. The audience was making a lot of wisecracks. It wasn't clear that this was porn for them, or at least that, watching it in public, they could let it be. I watched on. The hours passed. I ran out of Slim Jims.
By eight, I had had plenty. I wanted to go home, get out of my clothes, masturbate and go to sleep. Would my fantasy be anime-inspired? Maybe a little. I like the schoolgirl thing, but I prefer the type with anatomically possible features. Nor would I transform into a twelve-limbed demon, but I might save that idea for a later date. On the subway home, one particular image from one of the films kept coming back to me. It was odd enough, and indicative enough, that I should probably describe it in full: an evil demon goddess is getting simultaneously ravaged by four alien planet lords for the viewing pleasure of an alien from the side of good, embodied as a chubby blue cat with oversized human genitalia. The cat is tied to a wall and has been fitted with a leather thong over his penis, so that if, while watching the ravaging, he gets an erection, he will be in such agony as to have to confess the secret of who the schoolgirls are that make up the Venus 5 troupe fighting to stave off the demon takeover of campus. The alien pussy's in a tough bind, and is only saved by a last-minute deus ex machina.
A salvation analogous to my own, at last, as the lights came up, the curtain closed, and I realized that my ordeal was over and I could again return home to my bed, my imagination, and the hi-res splendor of Claudia Schiffer caught speeding on a deserted highway . . .
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Jack Murnighan's stories appeared in the Best American Erotica editions of 1999, 2000 and 2001. His weekly column for Hooksexup, Jack's Naughty Bits, was collected and released as two books. He was the editor-in-chief of Hooksexup from 1999 to 2001, before retiring to write full time and take seriously the quest for love.
Wow stuff they can't do in porn? I always thought porn was what one can't do in life. So I hastened back to my seat so as not to miss any of the inflictions, and arrived just in time to hear a schoolgirl say to the headmaster: "Could you please give me an enema?" Apparently I was in the right place.
opened the box of his new computer and out came a girl, ready to obey. There were others; they ran together. I kept waiting to see if the penises would be flesh-colored, or, as in a few instances, either bright gold or made of pure light. The audience was making a lot of wisecracks. It wasn't clear that this was porn for them, or at least that, watching it in public, they could let it be. I watched on. The hours passed. I ran out of Slim Jims.
