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davideDavide, 26

How do I seduce an Italian man?
You know what I don't recommend? You seducing an Italian man! I don't really like the way my friends go after women. I always advise my American girlfriends to avoid most Italian men because their view of a man-woman relationship is oftentimes embarrassingly cliché and outdated. I call this the "Dolce Vita Complex" the Italian man thinks he is simultaneously Marcello Mastroianni and Baby Jesus.

My orgasms these days have been kind of weak. Any tips on how I can intensify them?
There are two ways. As a man, one way is to cultivate different techniques to help control your orgasms, to try and not ejaculate as long as you can. The other way which is completely under-rated is sober-morning sex, when all your senses are awake and functioning (plus you can actually keep the memory of how good it was). I think there isn't enough sober-morning sex in a city like New York, where the majority of sexual activities in all social and age groups revolve around working hard and partying harder.

This guy I'm sleeping with grunts too much during sex — how can I tell him, kindly, to shut up?
You can use the fetish excuse and stick a ball in his mouth. Or I would just find someone new.

My boyfriend is very flirtatious with other women when we go out. It makes me so jealous even though he tells me he loves me. Should I be bothered by this?

There are two sides to this. On the one hand, flirting is part of the way people socialize. It doesn't necessarily have to have a negative connotation to it, because people flirt all day, even in the work place. Flirting is a way of communicating and depending on the seriousness of the relationship it shouldn't be a problem. But, if you spend all night flirting with someone else, it's like why even bother going out with the person you're with? In the end your focus should be where your heart is.

I feel I'm really boring with my hands when I make out and have sex with guys. Any tips on how I can get creative with them?
Creative ways to use your hands is to not use them tie them up!

I'm trying to be less vanilla and more edgy sexually these days. Any wild sexual experiences you recommend?
If you want more fun in bed, don't do it in bed! Do it in different locations. I would recommend rooftops and cabs. I have to say, if you're in New York you have to accommodate your sexual activities to the city. New York is great when it comes to sex during rooftops, because you have a great view.

I'm horrible at picking up girls, any original one-liners or pick-up lines I can get away with?
I usually get away with directly telling her she's beautiful and asking her digits. It's super-direct and the complete anti-pick-up line. Girls appreciate guys who are direct no bullshit!

Comments ( 11 )

Francesco's answers are hilarious! And you gotta love a man who can match wine to his food.
sara commented on Dec 04 09 at 9:25 am
Good answers, but what a hysterical bunch of pictures. Does every Italian American have a couple stock photos of himself looking like he's shooting a particularly brooding scene of Don Giovanni?
warren commented on Dec 04 09 at 10:32 am
I have never been more sexually intimidated by a group of men...
Miles commented on Dec 04 09 at 10:49 am
Davide's hot! What channel is RAI on?
tori commented on Dec 04 09 at 11:28 am
I'm kind of exhausted just reading about these guys. How the hell could anyone handle them in the sack?
Winnie commented on Dec 04 09 at 3:51 pm
I enjoy that Virginia gave advice about seducing women that was the exact opposite of the advice Davide gave. I'm a woman, and I agree with him, not her.
jvg commented on Dec 05 09 at 12:22 am
Look buddy boy. American's sex lives revolve around our work lives precisely because American men DON'T think of themselves as Marcello Mastroianni Baby Jesus on a scooter, and American women wouldn't allow us to if we did. This is the real, produce-or-get-out world, where everything is a transaction. Not your social-democratic cradle-to-grave espressodom where everything is soulful gazes and holding-hands. Here, there's a price.
Frank commented on Dec 05 09 at 8:32 pm
grande Virginie!!!!!!!!!!
loredana commented on Dec 06 09 at 4:54 pm
@ Frank - dude, RELAX. CHILLAX. American women would loooove it if local boys acted a bit more like Italian men. Not everything is a transaction here, and if it feels like that in your life, I'm sorry for you, truly!
FiFi commented on Dec 07 09 at 1:50 am
Francesco is right. I like Italian guys because they are more interested in pleasing their partner in bed vs. just getting off. Italian men are great lovers because they truly understand women - mentally and physically.
Meg commented on Dec 23 09 at 10:04 am
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