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Jessica, 23

Species: Protoss

What’s the best reason to date a StarCraft player? 
We are independent not needy or overbearing. 

What has playing StarCraft taught you about dating? 
Always be humble and be open to improvement. If things don’t go well in StarCraft, you can make little adjustments to your build order for next time. You can also make adjustments mid-relationship if things don’t feel right.  
 
I’m a devout Terran, but I'm dating a Zerg. How can we minimize conflict within our relationship while still maintaining strong armies and a competitive rivalry in the game? 
Learn to defend the Zerg rush as soon as possible. You will seriously get pissed off if you keep losing to that build. Also, both of you should avoid cheese in general.

I’ve been considering asking a fellow player out. Is there a creative/acceptable way to do this while playing, or would I ruin my chances if I asked her out mid-game? 
Definitely wait until after the game. Compliment his skills and ask if he’d want to meet up to work on improving your APM (actions per minute). 
 
I’m worried that my girlfriend is faking it. She says she’s not and that the sex we have is great, but sometimes I’m not convinced. Is there a way I can go about asking her or finding out for sure, or should I just take her word for it? 
If she’s faking it, it’s her problem. She isn’t even giving you a chance to please her if she isn’t being honest with you in the bedroom.  
 
I let the big “I love you” slip to my girlfriend of a few months while we were having sex, to no response. I’m not sure if she was ignoring it or if she just didn't hear it. It’s been a few days now and neither of us have brought it up. Should I ask her about it? 
You definitely have to back away and let it slide.  Attack the “I love you” base once you’ve built up your forces more, and get some weapon and armor upgrades.  Try saying that you love her with different words that aren’t so scary, like “I think you’re an amazing person,” and see what she says.  
 
I’m looking to make things a little more interesting in the bedroom, though my boyfriend who’s a little vanilla doesn’t seem to have any complaints. What can I do as a pleasant surprise that won’t freak him out? 
Don’t surprise him. I’d ask him if he’d be down for doing whatever “interesting” thing you’re into.  
 
What’s the best way to balance being an avid gamer and being in a relationship?
Make time for the relationship and for gaming. If your significant other is interested, you can play some games together. Just make sure the two are balanced. If you need a night to play Xbox, just tell her, and follow up by making plans to do something with her the next night.

Comments ( 14 )

Nice try! Jessica can't be real... trust me, I'm an engineer and we'd all know. She'd be legend!

Jordan commented on Sep 10 10 at 1:08 am

Hmm...I'm totally real.

Jessica commented on Sep 10 10 at 7:31 am

Hey, I know her.

Ryan commented on Sep 10 10 at 8:09 am

Israel nailed it with that bit about going all in vs. playing purely defensively. Now I know both how to win love and how to STOP LOSING AT GODDAMN STARCRAFT!

Joe commented on Sep 10 10 at 9:47 am

"It’s no stranger than setting up a girls' night out or gym trips."

Except that WoW players play it obsessively, and raids take freaking hours and hours of time.

WTF commented on Sep 10 10 at 11:13 am

These guys get laid?

jr commented on Sep 10 10 at 12:07 pm

Jessica is a lady in street but a freak in the bed.

cassie commented on Sep 10 10 at 12:55 pm

Yay, Starcraft! I like the responses too. Put your hands in the Aiur like you just don't carrier!

KS commented on Sep 10 10 at 1:33 pm

Bro, it's RACE no SPECIES. Get it right.

DudeGuy commented on Sep 10 10 at 4:38 pm

sex with a starcraft player would consist of:

girl: glhf
guy fast expands
guy: gg

things and stuff commented on Sep 10 10 at 7:33 pm

"fast expands" lol.

Harold commented on Sep 11 10 at 4:23 pm

is israel korean? if so i like

julie commented on Sep 13 10 at 3:38 am

this is rad. i need to find an awesome gamer friend like one of these guys! why are the ones around here all slightly creepy or already taken?! lol Love this article!

katie commented on Sep 14 10 at 10:22 pm

I am an awesome gamer friend.

Joe G. commented on Sep 16 10 at 2:09 pm

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