"Mad Men" and "True Blood": recapping the sexy bits

Last night was the season finale for True Blood, one of our two favorite Sunday night dramas (along with Mad Men, obviously). Does that mean it really brought it in terms of sexiness? Was it a steamy, sultry, orgy-filled extravaganza? No. No, it really wasn't.

True Blood

Have a Seat: Look, um... God, this is awkward, I'm not really sure how to start. I want you to know that you've been really great. Just a really, really awesome show. But I just don't know if I'm the right viewer for you. Maybe we just need some time apart, you know? To think about what we want. Because there was nothing sexy about this episode, and everyone acted like they were literally new characters, and that is just not okay in my book.

Mad Men

Is There a Term for Classy Road Head? Remember Bethany? The woman Don's gone on like, three dates with over the course of half a year? Well, apparently she considers that more serious than I do, because she totally gave Don a blowjob in the back of a cab! For a lady who was all about propriety on their very first date, she sure can get freaky.

No: There was some light making out/foreplay business between Joan and her husband before he shipped off to basic training, but I don't think anything Rape Doctor will do can ever be sexy, despite his good looks.