Janet Jackson's Metal Plated Breast Demands More Federal Attention

You might not think people would still be arguing over Janet's nipple and whatever the hell was on it, but they are. Four years and nine months later, the FCC has asked the Supreme Court to reconsider a federal court's July finding that CBS should not be held responsible for the "wardrobe malfunction", and reinstate a $550,000 fine on the network. The Supreme Court? 5 years later? Over a little boobage?

-- Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights