The FBI Is Now OFFICIALLY Investigating The Super Bowl Porn

 

Oh, good. We must never forget about porn star Evan Stone's penis. It's like 9/11.

Here's the statement from Comcast Tucson corporate affairs manager Kelle Maslyn:

We have determined that the next step is to turn the investigation over to the FBI. We have shared all of our information on this situation with the FBI and will continue to provide our full cooperation to them throughout their investigation.

Comcast's (lubricated) probe has already found that the 30 seconds of exposed male genitals was not the result of an "equipment malfunction" (No, Evan Stone's equipment always works just fine) but rather an "intentional, malicious act." Again, like 9/11. The similarities never end. 

PREVIOUSLY:

The FCC Is Investigating Tucson's Super Bowl Porn 

Tucson Viewers Get Money For Watching Porn

Tucson Gets An XXXtra Halftime Show - Porn (NSFW VIDEO)